"Do not pour water on the [throw] rug to try to kill ants! All that does is make the rug wet!"
"You don't get to ask me why I told you to put on your shoes. Just put on your shoes!"
"I don't know what that is, because you haven't said anything but 'What's that?'!"
"Why is there flour all over the sugar container?"
"Whose socks are on the desk?"
"What do you mean, you're so glad you cook?"
Yes, all in response to children.