Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mitosis, Meiosis, Mitochondria....Migraine....

Mika.
Mika

Isn't he cute?

And also very sweet, rather shy, and tends to hide under the bed unless he's needed.

It really is a pity that the literal meaning of his name is "mister," not "nurse."  'Cause that's what he is.

We got Mika a little over 13 years ago.

My heart had already been run over by a truck earlier in the year by the death of a friendship I truly valued and thought I'd have forever, and now felt almost blown to smithereens by the death of my father-in-law.  When we found out that a friend of a friend had a bunch of kittens on their farm who were old enough to go to new homes, I turned to Hubby with puppy-dog eyes.

He said no.

I got him to agree to at least go look, after I pointed out that Keiki was still grieving, too, and still sleeping up against our front door, waiting for Grandpa to show back up (they were buds).

We came home with Mika.

He was so little, especially compared to Po.  (Then again, every kitten was little compared to Po.)  And he didn't exactly meow.  He squeaked.  (Also ridiculously cute, that was.)  With Po and Keiki, you'd hear the whole meow.  With Mika, all you heard was the -ow, although his mouth moved through both syllables.

In fact, throughout the last 13 years, Mika still has his personal volume set on "really soft."  Rarely does he make loud noises...unless you accidentally step on his paw or his tail.  Or if a cat shows up outside that he decides is infringing on his turf (it was odd the first time that happened, but Chaos was a nasty cat, and appropriately named).

Mika, as it turns out, is definitely what I would consider a gift from God.

I mentioned earlier that naming him Nurse might have been more appropriate, and the reason for that is that he is incredibly attached to me, and he just knows when I'm not feeling quite right.

I once caught an incredibly bad flu bug that turned into a sinus infection and benched me from work for more than a week.  I spent the better part of that week in bed, alone.  (Hubby didn't want to catch it.  I don't blame him.)  Except when Mika would come in.  He would drape himself over my limp arm, purr even quieter than he meowed, and just be.  And he would lay like that for hours.

He wasn't sure I was real, and not a figment of his feline imagination, when I finally came home from my folks' place after living there nearly 11 weeks when I recovered from that accident three years ago.  Didn't take long for him to drape himself over my foot.

He's been known to try to herd me towards bed when he senses I'm feeling ill.  He usually knows before I do.  He gets very perplexed when I don't obey him.

Yesterday, we took the kids to the local area fair.  We got to see one of our youth group teens take first place in a calf showmanship competition, and I got fair fries (yum), and we generally baked in the 88-degree heat and stuffy humidity.  (The breeze was not as consistent as I'd have liked.)  We wandered around.  We saw friends.  I forgot my cane at home, so my feet were really hurting after about two and a half hours.  The kids were begging to go on rides.

And the cloudless sky meant a very bright sun.

I was ready to go.  Largely because I was hot and uncomfortable...and I'd just had a migraine, triggered by the bright sun, slam into my head, behind my right eye.

We let the kids go on one ride (they had a blast), and Hubby promised to bring them back later in the week for more rides.  And we went home.

And I went to bed.

Mika skipped up the steps (it's so hard to believe he's 13 and still so spry) ahead of me, mewing for me to follow.

Then he followed me back downstairs when I went to get something to eat so my rescue meds wouldn't burn a hole in my stomach.  And back upstairs to bed.

He jumped on the bed ahead of me, and I lifted him out of the way so I could lay down, and leave enough room for him to curl up next to me.  I love Mika snuggles.

It struck me last night, as I got up much later due to the lovely diuretic properties of the rescue meds and Mika followed me once again, this time waiting out in the hall, that God sure knew what he was doing when he had me meet Mika.

Mika's soft meowing doesn't hurt my head during the worst migraine.  His purr is so quiet (unlike Pa'ani's) that you feel it more than hear it, and the vibrations are so gentle that it doesn't bother me.  He can come cuddle for 20 minutes and I don't feel worse.

Pretty cool.

If you're wondering, the headache isn't so bad today.  I'm still taking my rescue meds, because I need them to avoid relapsing.  The kids have been good today, for the most part (Daddy gave them stern instructions before he left for work).  I'm sure Mika is wondering why I'm not in bed anyway, but he doesn't want to fight the kids to find out.  The extreme exhaustion of the migraine is lingering, so everybody's taking naps today, whether they like it or not.

Hey.  I should go make lunch!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Pie Wars

Last month, during our Vacation Bible School, the VBS director challenged the kids concerning how much money they could bring in for offering each night, over the course of the week.  All of the offering money was going to be donated to a food pantry here in our community.

If they made the initial goal, they would get a pizza/ice cream party.

It was obvious by the second night that the kids would make the monetary goal--$100--by the third night, so they needed a new incentive, so the kids would keep bringing in money.

So Hubby held a quick confab with Mr. D (who was the emcee every night for the full-group sessions) and PeeJay.  Mr. D agreed, if the kids reached $200, he'd take a cream pie in the face at the pizza party that would happen some time after VBS finished.  Hubby agreed to be the schmuck who would take a cream pie in the face if the kids raised $300.  PeeJay agreed to take one for the team if the kids brought in $400.  And then he went to Miz Sherry, the VBS director, and explained their tiered pie-getting system.  "Who do you think," PeeJay mused, "we could get to take a pie, to reward the kids for bringing in $500?"

Miz Sherry never thought they'd make it...so she agreed.

Little kids were coming to VBS with $10 and $20 bills.  The same kids were then waving them in Hubby's face and saying, "You're goin' down, Pastor D!  You're goin' down!!!"

One little boy, whose family doesn't regularly even attend church, went home that third night and asked his parents if there were any extra chores he could do around the house to earn some money.  His (probably skeptical) dad asked why.  And when his son explained, he was so moved that he called the church and informed us that, should we be short our $500 goal, they only had to call him and he would make up the difference.

Wow.

Turns out, we didn't need his help.  Although, it was really cool that he offered.

How much did the kids raise?

Had I actually gotten to the ATM on the last day of VBS and taken out $30 so each of the Fries could put in a $10, it would have been more.

As it was, these kids raised $825.

Let me repeat that.

EIGHT HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS!

Go, kids!

Tonight, screamingly happy kids piled into the church's fellowship hall to stuff their faces with pizza.  They were already hyped up by the time we went outside--thankfully, the rain had held off, and we were able to hold the creaming out on the lawn--and our four victims sat down in folding chairs.  The kids (one from each class) picked out their favorite victim, and everybody lined up.

Enjoy:


And that's how it's done.

I'm told that Hubby has already determined, based on the sheer number of "You're goin' down!" comments he got, that he's got to be the highest-dollar creamee next year.  Everybody was gunning for him.

Except maybe Small Fry (Large and Medium are apparently less concerned).  She still doesn't quite understand why her daddy had to get a cream pie in the face.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

All of a sudden...

...summer jury duty doesn't sound so bad.

It's almost a pity that I got it pushed back for three months.

I have the strangest dreams sometimes....

This isn't the first time I've dreamed, in the last three months, that Po is alive.

It is, however, the first time I've dreamed that a different Po, who looks even more like the "real" Po (don't ask; I can't explain it), came staggering into the house, wearing her red collar and tags with our old address on them.

Hubby was flabbergasted.

Especially since this "real" Po had appeared on scene right after the "real" Koa (who is, by the way, very much alive), so that we had two Koas in the house (really, one is more than enough), and now a new Po.  Plus the boys.  And Minou.  Who was, true to form, still hiding through all this.

Bonus points if you guess that the "real" Keiki showed up next.  Because, you see, all the kittens in her litter were little carbon-copies of their dad.  So it was theoretically possible that we'd picked up the wrong kitten all those years ago.  (We didn't.)

So, the feline tally is now a "real" Po, a "real" Keiki, two Koas, Mika, Pa'ani, and Minou.

Enter Niele.

Ni was a pretty, medium-haired calico we had when we lived in Columbus.  She didn't make the move with us; she was unhappy, and needed a house where she was the only kitty.  So we gave her that.

But she showed up in the dream, wearing her collar, complete with tags for our last Columbus address.

And if all that wasn't enough, a tiny little cream-orange tabby (a boy) appeared.  A kitten about six weeks old, and I begged Hubby to let us keep him.

Which, if you're keeping track, makes nine felines.

When the ferrets arrived on scene and started chewing holes in the bottom of the litter boxes (ew, I know, but it's a dream; I can't explain it), and hunting the cats, I was ready to wake up.

I didn't.

Nope, what happened next was that I had to go through some weird process to escape certain death and/or an arranged marriage in the Middle East somewhere...and then I had to go back and help some low-level princess or friend of someone who'd escaped at the same time I did or something, and get her out as well.

About then, Large Fry climbed into bed next to me, and woke me with snuggles and a request to watch tv.

I've never been so glad to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Overheard

Small Fry: Mommy, how old are you?  Eight?

Me: Yeah, that works.  I'm eight.

I'm not, really, but you knew that, I'm sure.

Small [shouting to Hubby]: She's eight!!

If you'll excuse me, birthday cake and ice cream and presents are waiting....

Monday, July 9, 2012

Quote of the Night

Small Fry [to Medium]: I hafta go to tha baffroom, but I'll be wright back to tickewl!

Medium snuck up the stairs after her twin shortly thereafter, and I'm hearing giggles from above.

I'm guessing Medium didn't want to wait to tickewl.

Note to Self

Next time, do not go to the salon for yourself and take the Fries with you to get them haircuts, too.

It will be an expensive trip.

Of course, if you were a little less vain about your "platinum" hair, it wouldn't be quite as expensive.

But you do look cute.