Scene: Our kitchen, this morning, as the kids are putting on coats and shoes and getting ready to walk over to school.
Medium Fry: Lawrge, dat's not nice. You shouldn't say da "F" wowrd.
Hubby, who had been merely waiting for the Fries to be ready, perked up at Medium's somewhat hushed words.
Hubby: What?
Medium: Lawrge said da "F" wowrd!
Large: Did not!
Hubby: What is it?
Medium: Lawrge said da "F" wowrd!
Large [looking somewhat guilty]: Did not!
Hubby: What is it?
Medium: Not a'posed to say it.
Hubby: You need to tell me what it is.
Medium [softly]: Fat.
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