Pondering imponderables and unscrewing inscrutables
Medium had been burping throughout dinner.
Medium Fry: Why am I not eating like a nice lady?
Me: I don't know.
Medium: Because nice ladies don't burp. Like daddies. And me.
If you are rude, spiteful, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge just for putting up with you.Please be nice.