Thursday, December 16, 2010


Medium has gone to the potty in the middle of dinner.  It's just her and me at the table.  Well, me, at the moment.  And that's when I hear a distinctive plop after the water has shut off.

Me: What are you doing?

Medium: Washing my hands!

Me [suspiciously]:  Did you pull up the stopper in the sink?

Medium [audibly pushes stopper down]: No! [water gurgles down drain]

Me: Then why did I just hear the soap go plink into the water?  [pause; water starts running again]  Turn off the water!


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