Medium has gone to the potty in the middle of dinner. It's just her and me at the table. Well, me, at the moment. And that's when I hear a distinctive plop after the water has shut off.
Me: What are you doing?
Medium: Washing my hands!
Me [suspiciously]: Did you pull up the stopper in the sink?
Medium [audibly pushes stopper down]: No! [water gurgles down drain]
Me: Then why did I just hear the soap go plink into the water? [pause; water starts running again] Turn off the water!
Golly.
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