Medium Fry: Daddy, Small Fwry is using scissewrs on hewr piggy dat she got fwrom Chwrimmas.
Hubby: Go tell Small Fry that Daddy said to come here and bring her scissors.
A few minutes later, Small Fry skulks into the room, Medium trailing her. She holds her scissors.
Hubby: Are you allowed to use your scissors without someone watching you?
Medium [helpfully]: I was watching hewr.
Hubby [with a baleful glance]: A grown-up.
You know, I think I've had that exact conversation.
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