One afternoon last week, as I was walking the Fries home from school, a whole passel of shirtless teenage boys ran past.
There must have been twenty of them or so.
Cross-country, no doubt.
"Yuuuuuuck!" Medium proclaimed, averting her eyes from the runners. "That's so gross! I never want to see THAT again!"
Now if we can just keep her thinking that for the next thirteen or fourteen years...