Tuesday, September 27, 2011


Small Fry: Dewre was lellow stuff in my nose.  What's it called?

Me: Snot.

Small Fry: Why is it cawlled snot?

Me: Because it is.

Small Fry: Why do I have lellow stuff in my nose?

Me: Because you do.  Please go sit back down on the couch.

Small Fry: But dewre's lellow stuff!

Me: Then get a tissue and wipe your nose.

Small Fry:  I don't need to!

Me (suspiciously): Why not?

Small Fry:  I wiped it off awlwready.

Me: Where did you wipe it?

Small Fry:  Onna blanket.


Rule #3.

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