Small Fry: Dewre was lellow stuff in my nose. What's it called?
Me: Snot.
Small Fry: Why is it cawlled snot?
Me: Because it is.
Small Fry: Why do I have lellow stuff in my nose?
Me: Because you do. Please go sit back down on the couch.
Small Fry: But dewre's lellow stuff!
Me: Then get a tissue and wipe your nose.
Small Fry: I don't need to!
Me (suspiciously): Why not?
Small Fry: I wiped it off awlwready.
Me: Where did you wipe it?
Small Fry: Onna blanket.
*sigh*
Rule #3.
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