Monday, July 22, 2013

Just now...

Small Fry: Did youwr mommy put that [AfterBite] on youwr bug bites when you were little?

Me: Yes, she put stuff on them.

Small: Is youwr mom still alive?

Me: Yes...that's Gramma.

Small: Oh, wright.

Medium Fry: Is youwr step-mommy still alive?

Me: I don't have a step-mommy.

Medium: WHAT?!

Me: My mommy and daddy are still married.

Oy...the family dynamics are strange for these poor kids.

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