Small Fry: Did youwr mommy put that [AfterBite] on youwr bug bites when you were little?
Me: Yes, she put stuff on them.
Small: Is youwr mom still alive?
Me: Yes...that's Gramma.
Small: Oh, wright.
Medium Fry: Is youwr step-mommy still alive?
Me: I don't have a step-mommy.
Me: My mommy and daddy are still married.
Oy...the family dynamics are strange for these poor kids.