Saturday, October 1, 2011

Newest Excuse

[precise British accent]  "Our first game is called 'Well Begun is Half Done,' or 'Let's tidy up the nursery.'"

Can you guess what evil Daddy Uncle has insisted the poor, overworked, underloved Fries have to do?

Clean up the toy room!

And after various complaints about having to clean up, we have this....

Medium Fry: Uncle?  I'm skawred of cleaning up. [pause]  Uncle?

Hubby [having not quite heard it all]: What?

Medium: I'm skawred of cleaning up.

Hubby: You need to clean up anyway.  So you can either be scared and clean up, or not clean up and get punished.

Medium: I'm skawred and I'll clean up.

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