Medium wanted to watch TV. I told her she could pick something out of the DVD case that holds their movies and videos.
Unfortunately, also in there are a couple of our movies that aren't 100% small-kid friendly, from whatever trip we took last that I stuffed them in there for, just in case the adults wanted to watch something.
Medium: Mommy, can I watch dis one?
Me: I can't see which one you have. Bring it here.
I'm making lunch in the kitchen while she chooses.
Medium: Dis one.
Eep. It's Voyage of the Dawn Treader, the recent one. Wonderful story. Excellent movie. But not for a five-year-old.
Me: No, honey, you can't watch that one. That's too old for you.
Medium: No, it's nawt!
Me: It's too scary. You can't watch that one.
Medium: What does it have in it?
Me: Big, scary animals. A lot of fighting. Bad men. Swords. A ship.
Medium: Is dewre piwrates?
Me [thinking]: Yeah, sort of. They're bad men.
Medium: I won't be scawred.
Me: You're too young to watch it. Pick something else.
Medium: I won't be scawred!
Me [sternly]: Pick something else.
Medium pouts but puts away that DVD and selects another.
Medium: Can I watch dis one? Lawrge Fwy watched it!
Good golly. She's holding up The Princess Bride.
Me: No! And Large Fry has not watched that!
Medium: Yes, she did, a lohwng time ago!
Me [quickly getting exasperated]: No! That's too old for you. It's too old for Large Fry! She has not seen that!
Medium: She said she did.
Me: No. She hasn't. Pick something else.
Medium: But I want dis one!
Me: No! That's your answer! Quit fighting me and pick something else!
Medium flounces back into the living room, does another disc exchange, and pops back into view with a different DVD.
Medium: Can I watch dis?
Whew. She has The Princess Diaries 2. I can live with that.
Me: Yes, you can watch that.
Medium: Yay!
1....2...3.. Awwwwww!
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