Me: Who put water in the sugar bowl?
Small Fry: Not me.
Medium Fry: I didn't do it.
Me: Large Fry, did you put water in the sugar bowl?
Small Fry: I didn't do it!
Large Fry: Um, no....
Me (fixing gimlet eye on most likely suspect): Did you put water in the sugar bowl, Small?
Small: No!
Having decided I'm not going to get a straight answer, I dump the water-logged lump of sugar in the sink, along with the spoon from the sugar bowl. Then I open up the pizza box to start dishing out dinner.
Small Fry: I just spit in it.
Me: You WHAT?
Small: I spit in it.
Me: Don't do that again!
*facepalm*
"I didn't hit him first, I hit him back!"
ReplyDeleteI'll hold em down you give them tickle torture, we'll get the truth out of them!
ReplyDeleteWow, deja vu! I swear I've had this conversation at least once before with my kids.
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