Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Old Story #1

Remember my discussion on toilet paper?

It wasn't too long after that when I went into the bathroom to see what was keeping Medium Fry.

Medium [wrestling off two sheets of toilet paper]: I got two shits!

Me [trying not to react]: Two sheets, honey.

Medium: I like to say shits.

Me: Just say squares, honey.

And that's why we use squares instead of sheets.

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