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Small Fry: Youwr name is Lawrge [Hubby's Last Name (HLN)]!

Large Fry: Sometimes my name is Large [My Maiden Name (MMN)]!

Small: Nuh-uh. Youwr name is Lawrge HLN!

Large: No, it's also MMN, at my school. Mommy, is my last name MMN or HLN?

*oh, the breaking of my heart*

Me: Your last name is MMN.

Large [authoritatively]: My last name is MMN. That's what it is at my school.

Small [not to be dissuaded]: And HLN!

*gulp*

 Cute, but also heart-squeezing.